Why did the sheep cross the road?
 To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.
 

 Why did the cow cross the road?
 To get to the udder side.
 

 Why did the fish cross the river?
 To get to its school

 Why did the fish cross the sea?
 To get to the other tide!
 

 Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
 To get to the second-hand shop!

 

 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
 Because he had no body to go with.
 

 Why did the horse cross the road?
 To reach  his Nay-borhood.
 

 Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To prove he wasn't a chicken.
 

 Why did the turtle cross the road?
 To get to the Shell Station.

 Why did the dog cross the road?

 To get to the barking lot.