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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have
it. What is it? The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have
it? What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not
happen again for 4,000 years? What has no beginning, end, or middle? What has to be broken before it can be used? What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose? How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is
it? What goes up and never comes down? What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts? What has feet and legs, and nothing else? What is the moon worth? What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? What stays where it is when it goes off? You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call
me again. What am I? There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man
walks in and asks, who's in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers
and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who's
in the coffin? There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and one lies. There are also 2
doors. One leads to Heaven and the other leads to the devils playground.
One guard is in front of each door. You can only ask the guards ONE
question and you have to ask the same question to both guards. What you
are trying to find out is which door leads to Heaven and which door leads
to the devil's playground. Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The
fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer
knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this
possible? A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have
left? A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past
the house. What color is the bear? A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done.
What am I?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on
Earth? Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in
the summer. How is this possible? He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he? How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark? How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide? I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks
would hatch? If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a
gas lamp which do you light first? If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north,
which direction would you travel if you took one step backward? Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one? No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I? The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it? The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he
weigh? What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed? What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? What can go up and come down without moving? What can pass before the sun without making a shadow? What can you catch but not throw? What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if
committed? What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common? What do you serve that you can't eat? What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you
don't want to use it? What goes up white and comes down yellow? What grows up while growing down? What one word has the most letters in it? What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? What two words contain the most letters? What's the difference between here and there? Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or
"The yolk of the egg is white?" Which moves faster: heat or cold? You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? You can't keep this until you have given it. There is $21.00 in 1 dollar bills that has to be split evenly among the
2 fathers and 2 sons. How is this possible? A Man walked up to his house and he heard his wife scream " John
Don't do it!" and the man ran inside and saw his wife, dead on the
floor. Around her was a Baker, Milkman, and a Doctor. The man goes up to
the Milkman and says "U did It!". How did the man know he did
it? What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world
today that allows people to see through walls. What is it? What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely
different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct? In a certain city, 5% of all the persons in town have unlisted phone
numbers. If you select 100 names at random from that city's phone
directory, how many people selected will have unlisted phone numbers? There is a horse tied to a rope. The rope is 10 feet long. There is a
bale of hay 23 feet in front of the horse. The horse is able to eat the
hay, yet does not break the rope. How is that possible? After a man had been blindfolded, someone hung up his hat. The man
walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. How is
such a feat possible? At a posh restaurant I was having dinner with a noted historian. We
were discussing the relative merits of Woodrow Wilson, when my friend
turned to me and said, "I'll tell you all you need to know about the
character of Woodrow Wilson. Why when he ran for president, his own mother
didn't even vote for him!" How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard? A man fell off a 20-foot ladder and landed on the sidewalk, but he did
not get hurt. Why not? Why are 1980 pennies worth almost $20? Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36? Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for
your mother to stand behind you at the same time? In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose? Why didn't Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony? What has holes but holds water? David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? What is harder to catch the faster you run? What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the beginning
of every ending? What do some men have they don't want, but would not part it for a
million dollars? A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What do you fill with empty hands? What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can
enter but not go in Mary left on a horse on Sunday, was gone for four days, and came back
on Sunday. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand
years? What gets larger as you take more from it? What questions can you never ever answer with a "yes"? If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, If you are in a one story house that is all blue, what color are the
stairs? If you are in a room with no doors or no windows The maker doesn't want it. Four men sat down to play, In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when
pulled back. What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you? What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing? What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Why is it so easy to weigh fish? What kind of nut has no shell? A girl named Julie threw a ball. Pretend you're a bus driver. You start at New York and fifty people get
on. There was a pond. While on my way to St. Ives
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