Cute Quotes

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
--Laurie Kuslansky
 

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
 

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
--Arnold Glasow
 

I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and you'd be impressed - I've good calves.
--Larry King
 

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
--Herbert Gardner
 

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
--Ethel Barrymore

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
--Unknown
 

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh
--W. H. Auden
 

If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
--Erma Bombeck
 

The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
--Linda Knight
 

The earth laughs in flowers.
--ee cummings
 

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
 

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.
--Shel Silverstien
 

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
--Jay Leno

 
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