Job Quotes

A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
--Jerry Seinfeld

No one can help you in holding a good job except Old Man You.
--Edgar Watson Howe

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs
--Henry Ford

We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
--Ed Vargo major league baseball umpire

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
--Henry David Thoreau

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
--Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
--Drew Carey   

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up
--Muhammad Ali

People can be unreliable and disloyal; possessions can lose their value; jobs that once stimulated you can become boring. But principles remain steady through it all.
--Nido Qubein

Learn to think in positive affirmations. Affirmations are any statements you make. Too often we think in negative affirmations. Negative affirmations only create more of what you say you don't want. Saying, I hate my job, will get you nowhere. Declaring, I now accept a wonderful new job, will open the channels in your consciousness to create that.
--Louise Hay

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