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Dumb and Dumber movie
quotes (1994)
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not
listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying
attention.
Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job
in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd
do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
Speed (1994) movie
quotes
Howard: There will come a time, boy, when you’ll wish you never met me.
Jack: I’m already there.
Mack: We just got a ransom demand from your dead terrorist.
Tourist: We’re at the airport.
Ortiz: Yeah, so?
Tourist: (disappointed) I’ve already seen the airport.
Jack: (to Annie) Can you handle this bus?
Annie: Oh sure, it’s just like driving a big Pinto.
Annie: (explaining why she’s riding the bus instead of driving herself) I
had my driver’s licence revoked.
Jack: For what?
Annie: Speeding.
Annie: (after the bus explodes into a rolling airplane) I hate the airport.
Howard: Jack, you know I’m on top of you. Nothing tricky now. Do not attempt
to grow a brain.
Ortiz: You ain’t too bright, man, but you got some big hairy cajones.
Jack: That’s really gross, Ortiz.
Ortiz: Can’t pay a man a compliment.
Mack: (speaking to the other officers after finding out that 50 feet of the
freeway are missing) You’re fired! You’re all fucking fired!
Jack: (hands the cell phone over to the tourist) Sir, I want you to take
this and tell him what I say…. (later he after seeing the bomb beneath the
bus) Fuck me.
Tourist: (relaying the message as ordered) “Oh darn.”
Annie: Relationships that start on intense circumstances? They never last.
Mack: How many lives do you got, man?!
Jack: (to Annie, after she drove the bus over the freeway gap) You missed
your calling… You should’ve been a pilot.
Howard: You know what a bomb is that doesn’t explode? It’s a cheap gold
watch!
Jack: You’re crazy.
Howard: (now with his hostage money) Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m
eccentric.
The Santa Monica Bank advertisement on the back of bus: Money isn’t
everything. (Yeah, right).
Jurassic Park (1993)
movie quotes
Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Alan: You married?
Ian: Occasionally
Henry Wu: You are saying that a group of animals, entirely composed of
females, will breed?
Ian: No, I am merely stating that, uh... life finds a way.
Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they
could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man
destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
Ian: The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here is
staggering.
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