Birthday Quotes

Cute Birthday Quotes :

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Author: Alphonse Karr

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Author: Edward Steichen

Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
Author: Samuel Beckett

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Author: Thomas B. Aldrich

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Author: Hervey Allen

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Author: Henri Frederic Amiel

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.
Author: Carl Sandburg

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.
Author: Ethel Barrymore

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson
Author: Anonymous

After all, tomorrow is another day.
Author: Margaret Mitchell

We know when we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

It's so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.


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