Excuses For Not Doing Your HOMEWORK

EXCUSES

EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR H O M E W O R K

I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to MY TEACHER’S already heavy workload.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.

I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.

My little sister ate it.

Could not log on to indianchild.com.

A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn’t want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

I didn’t do it, because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.

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