As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up.

Strike While The........ Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before........ Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate The Power Of........ Termites.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But....... How?

Don't Bite The Hand That... .....Looks Dirty.

No News Is........ Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As A........ Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New........ Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll........Stink In The Morning.

Love All, Trust........ Me

The Pen Is Mightier Than The........ Pigs.

An Idle Mind Is........ The Best Way To Relax.

Where There's Smoke, There's........ Pollution.

Happy The Bride Who........ Gets All The Presents!

A Penny Saved Is........ Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's........ The Musketeers.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And......You Have To Blow Your Nose.

Children Should Be Seen And Not........ Spanked Or Grounded.

If At First You Don't Succeed........ Get New Batteries.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... .....Get Out Of The Way.

More ......

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
 

Never let a cat mind your pet bird.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

Don't ever be too full for dessert.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.



Never do pranks at a police station.


Never spit when on a roller coaster.
 

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
 

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
 

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
 

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.