Knock
Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-der why you keep asking that ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ? |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !
Knock
Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?
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Knock
Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !
K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !
Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup the tree again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quacker !
Quacker who ?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Value !
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Violet !
Violet who ?
Violet the cat out of the bag !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Voodoo !
Voodoo who ?
Voodoo you think you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
Knock
Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this !
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Knock
Knock
Who's
there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked make beautiful music together ! |
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