KNOCK KNOCK JOKES !!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I’ll tell you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn’t make me laugh !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!