Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
 

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
 

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!

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