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Laugh
and the class laughs with you. Mother: What did you learn in school today
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Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon Student:
The brain is a wonder full thing Teacher:
Be sure that you go straight home
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: What is an island
? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. TEACHER :On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top ! |
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:Give me three reasons why
the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! |
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What shape is the world in? Pupil : Rotten ! |
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Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ! |
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:What's
you name ? Class : Ravi TEACHER : You should say "Sir" Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi ! |
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: I want you to tell
me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment ! |
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Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! |
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: What is further away,
Australia or the Moon ? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night ! |
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: Ravi, can you find me
Australia on the map please ? Pupil :There it is TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ? Pupil : I did ! |
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: I
wished we lived in the olden days TEACHER : Why is that ? |
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:What kind of birds do you
find in captivity? Pupil : Jailbirds ! |
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: What is the plural of
mouse ? Pupil :Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins ! |
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: What's the longest word
in the English language ? Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! |
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I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in
a day ? Pupil : Because I always get here early sir ! |
TEACHER :
What do we do with crude oil ?
Pupil :
Teach it some manners !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
When a teacher closes
his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Why does history keep
repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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