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TEACHER
: I
told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil : I
tried, but there was someone already there ! |
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TEACHER
: If
I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be
?
Pupil : Stale
! |
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TEACHER
:
I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow
?
Pupil
:Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! |
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TEACHER
:
What is can't short for ?
Pupil :
Cannot miss
TEACHER :and what is don't short
for
Pupil :Doughnut
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TEACHER
: Can anyone tell me
what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil :
Lassie ! |
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TEACHER
:
In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil :
Holding up the telegraph lines ! |
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TEACHER
: Why are you standing on
your head ?
Pupil :I'm
just turning over things in my mind, sir ! |
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TEACHER
:"It's
clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your
geography. What's your excuse ?"
Pupil :
"Well, my
dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait
until it settles down !"
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TEACHER
: What can you tell me about
the Dead Sea?
Pupil :
Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick ! What are the small rivers
that run into the Nile ? The juve-niles ! |