Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
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Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
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Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
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What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
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What runs but never walks ?
Water !
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How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
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Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time
?
A jelly copter !
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Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Waiter, what's this fly doing
in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim
sir
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Waiter, there is a small slug
in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get
you a bigger one ?
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Waiter, do you have frogs legs
?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
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Waiter, there's a caterpillar
on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra
charge.
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Waiter, there is a fly in my
soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your
bread will soon get him !
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Waiter, this coffee is
terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
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Waiter, bring me something to
eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
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Waiter, is there soup on the
menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
Waiter, there is a spider on my
plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of
them too !
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Waiter, do you serve snails !
Sit down, sir, we serve anyone !
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Waiter, do you have frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal
then please !
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Waiter, are there snails on the menu
!
Yes sir, they must have escaped
from the kitchen !
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Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies
today !
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, they don't eat
much !
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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup
!
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills
them !
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Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
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Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal
sanctuary !
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Waiter, there is a bee in my
alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an
A, C and all the other letters too !
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Waiter, there are two flies in my
soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra
one on me !
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Waiter, what is this spider doing in
my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in
my soup !
Oh no, who will look after
his family !
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Waiter, what is this cockroach
doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
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Waiter, there is fly in my
soup !
Don't worry madam, go ahead
and eat it, there are plenty more !
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Waiter, there is a dead fly
swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies
can't swim !
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Waiter, there are two flies in
my soup !
That's alright sir, have the
extra one on me !
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Waiter, there is a fly in my
bean soup !
Don't worry sir I'll fish
him out and exchange it for a bean !
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Waiter, there is a slug in my
salad !
Shhh, or everyone will want
one !
Waiter,
there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a
piece of dirt that looks like one !
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Waiter,
there is a frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there
isn't enough there to drown him !
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Waiter, why
is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes
winter sports !
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Waiter, can
you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir,
he's not had his main course yet !
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Waiter, what
is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know -
friendly thing isn't he !
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Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until
you see the main course !
Doctor,
Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull
yourself together then
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Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
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Doctor,
Doctor I keep thinking there is two of
me
One at a time
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