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What is as big as a elephant and weighs nothing at all?

An elephants shadow!

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Called a toe truck

Why did the roaster cross the road?

It was the chickens day off

Why is it had to make a conversation with a bull around?

Because it keeps butting in

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?

Because he had no body to go with

Where does a cow go when he is board?

To the moovies.

How do you keep a bull from charging?

Take it's credit card!

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some grapes . the druggist explains he has no grapes and it is a pharmacy. Then tells the duck to try the supermarket nearby. 15 minutes later the duck comes back and asks for some grapes. Thae druggist getting annoyed tells the duck to try safeway around the corner. A few minutes later the duck is back and again asks for grapes. The druggist screams that if the duck asks again he will nail it's feet to the floor. The duck leaves. 20 minutes later the duck comes back and asks for nails. The druggist explains he has no nails. Oh, says the duck, In that case I'll have some grapes!

Why did rooster cross the road?

To show he was not chicken!

 What is black, white , and red all over?

A newspaper!

Waiter. Do you have frogs legs?

Yes sir.

Well then, hop along to the kitchen and get me a burger !