Rakesh: `I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!'
Doctor: `Never mind, you'll pass eventually'.
Rakesh: `But I'm the examiner!'

Raj: `My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor'.
Doctor: `You should diet'.
Raj: `Really? What colour?'

Doctor: `Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?'
prashant: `Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!'

Urmila: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
: Yes - she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

Prisoner: `Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!'
Doctor: `I am - bit by bit'.