sms jokes funny sms text messages

 
 
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.  hehehe
 
 
 I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
 
 
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 
 
More SMS TEXT JOKES coming soon !
 
 

 
 
Indian Sms Jokes :

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.



Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

 

      

 

friendship sms messages

Friendship poems  FRIENDSHIP QUOTES  

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