You are addicted to the internet when......
| You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed
with Netscape 2.01or higher." All of your friends have an @ in their names. And even your night dreams are in HTML You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. Your dog has its own home page. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. Your phone bill makes your dad go crazy. You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. Your mom makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. You step out of your room and realize that you have guests at home and you don't have a clue when they came in. You just love to waste your precious time in the laugh section of indianchild.com ! |
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