Silly Jokes, Funny Questions, Riddles, Stupid Joke

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?

A: A hole!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken !!

What gets wet the more you dry?
 A towel  !!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the raccoon it could be done !!

What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?

Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?

Ans: garbage truck!

Can you answer this ?

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side !!!!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station!!!

(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Because they have big fingers

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

You bump your nose on the ceiling !!

doctor, doctor I keep on lying.

That’s not true!

What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Because you need a ladder to get in !!

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Question: What is greater than god?

What is more evil than the devil?

The poor has it,

The rich need it,

if you eat it you will die.

What is it?

Answer: Nothing

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.

Q: What is a little dog’s favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He’s all-right now!

What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Coo-kies!Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo