Silly Riddles And Jokes – Page 3

What is the chicks most important test in school?

The eggzam.

How do you start a flee race?

1,2, flee go.

Why has a giraffe got a long neck?

So it can’t smell its smelly feet.

Why can’t 2 elephants go swimming ?

Because they only have on pair of trunks between them .

Why did the jelly wobble ?

Because it saw the milk shake .

Why was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split!

Why did the dinosaurs cross the road?

‘Cuz they didn’t have chickens back then!

A chicken went into a library and took out 2 books, the next day he went back to the library, took the 2 books back and took out 3. The next day he put the books back and got out 4, he kept doing this until he took out 10. Then a librarian asked him ” why are you taking out so many books ?” the chicken said “I gave them to my friend Mr. Frog and said “book book”. And he said” “Read it Read it.”

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

To win the nobell prize

What sort of a cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

There are 2 farmers, they each have horses. They decided to put the horses in a shed for one month while they went away. One guy asked the other guy how they were going to tell which one belonged to who? After many long hours of thinking they finally came up with a solution. They would shave the hair off of one. That one belonged to the 1st farmer. So they put the horses in the shed and left. When they came back the hairĀ  had grown back. They asked each other which belonged to who. Then the 1st farmer said, OK I will take the black one you take the white one.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

There was 3 boys their name were… “Dog-poo”, “Shut-up” and “Manners”. One day Dog-poo went missing so Manners went look him and so did Shut-up went too.
Shut-up saw a Policeman who said “Whats your name?”
“Shut- up”replied Shut up,
“Where’s your manners?” asked the Policeman
“Over the fence looking for Dog-poo.” replied the boy.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To see what the chicken was doing.

What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled out his tooth?

The dentist.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Run up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did Micky Mouse go to space?

To see Pluto.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because the class was very bright!!!

What did the bird get when he was sick?


Where does a sheep get a hair cut?

At the baabaa shop

How does a monster count to 13?

On his Fingers!!